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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
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Today
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calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
Whenever I am sad, I just remember that this isn’t me
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